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The Fart Factor: The Story of an Anger Addict
Price: Free! Words: 3,680. Language: American English. Published: November 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fart Factor is the testimony of an anger addict who is visited by an angel named Ralph who endeavors to render assistance in overcoming angry outbursts by causing the action to culminate in outlandish gaseous attacks! Read it and weep! Great for gifts to the person who has everything! Help others to FART their way to managing anger by gifting them with this bathroom gem.
The Trouble With Jake (The Farting Snake!)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A cute story about a rattlesnake with the worst kind of disability- he has no rattles! One day out on a trail, he and some other youngsters are confronted with a cow stampede. With no way to get out of their way and no rattle to warn the cows, Jake comes up with a unique solution to his problem- he accidentally farts! The noise scares the cows away and Jake is the big hero!
A Mizrabubble Tale: Book 1- Never Fart In The Tub
Series: A Mizrabubble Tale. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 38,670. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: April 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
Poor Bobby Bogart. He did not know that his unfartable fart was no ordinary bubble of ghastly gastric gases. He did not know that even if he managed to live through the next couple of days, his whole world was about to explode like an over inflated balloon. An illustrated, hilarious and scary tale of horribubble fart monsters and adventures in an alternate universe.
Farty Party
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 16,320. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Carter Pinwheel just can’t catch a break. Whether it’s the cat pee on his shirt, Kenny the bully, or the evil chicken in his bedroom, Carter’s world is one big hilarious adventure filled with diaper display destruction and a very unfortunate prune incident. Fun to read chapters and action packed illustrations are perfect for any kid that’s as misunderstood as Carter
A Mizrabubble Tale: Book 2- The Fartydude
Series: A Mizrabubble Tale. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 41,970. Language: Canadian English. Published: June 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
Bobby and Beryl's adventures in Bubbleland continue in Book Two. There are discoveries to make, friends to save and mysteries to solve. Great danger still faces Bobby, his family, and all his friends. Did Bobby really destroy the evil Mizrabubble and his pet horribubbles, Spike and Spike Blister? And who is this mysterious Fartydude?
I've Never Been Partial To Girls Who Swear
Price: Free! Words: 10,920. Language: British English. Published: June 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection from 2006-2012 focusing on the human condition - stranded in carparks, drunken potato pickers, first love - not to mention the odd bodily functions - many of the works are humorous, often turning digression into an art form. This book has been written to be read out loud.
The Superfarter
Price: Free! Words: 11,010. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Danny lands himself in trouble after laughing hysterically in the school library at the worst fart ever. With the whole school thinking Danny did the horrible gas bomb, he comes up a crazy plan to prove his innocence and discover the true identify of 'the Superfarter.'
It's Called Helping...You're Welcome
Price: Free! Words: 43,440. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It started out as a desperate cry for attention and grew into an online cathartic therapy session on the World Wide Web. IT’S CALLED HELPING…YOU’RE WELCOME is a compilation of posts from a blog (don’t stop reading) I kept for a couple of years with a sprinkling of notes and articles that I wrote on various topics related to the human experience.
Mr Farty Pants
Price: Free! Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Mr Farty Pants is born with a bang, trumpets his way through life and finishes with a even bigger bang!
Finding Floofy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Is his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,250 words in all.