Books tagged: fart

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Butt-Dialing Bastard
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he's totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to the only conclusion that they can--that the call, indeed, is originating from his bunghole. Approximately 2,500 words.
The Compendium Veribellum
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,690. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2016. Categories: Essay » Literature
American humorist D.B. Tarpley is at it again with this collection of angry essays, furious poems, and rage-inducing anecdotes. Essentially the coffee-table book from Hell, ‘The Compendium Veribellum’ will grab your brain like a sopping wet sponge and ruthlessly twist until everything you know has been squeezed out onto the cold, hard ground. But in a good way. “The height of cultural discourse
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 6: Disguised
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Disguised is the sixth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve - Episode 1: Maloofed
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,890. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending him on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 5: Discombobulated
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,910. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Discombobulated is the fifth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Público Cautivo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,180. Language: Spanish. Published: April 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tres hombres, una secretaria rubia, un ascensor atascado y una serie de pedos horribles y letales. ¿Qué podría salir mal? Pensado para públicos adultos (y no tanto). Aproximadamente 3600 palabras.
Captive Audience
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong? Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,600 words.
Ten Stinky Stories: Vol. 1
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,110. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Over 100 pages (approximately 32,000 words).
The Smellyphant
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: March 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Children’s books » Social Issues / Friendship
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"At the top of the hill, standing all on his own Is a curious creature a long way from home..." Carefully crafted in such a way as to encourage little ones to join in with its bouncing rhyme, ‘The Smellyphant’ is an endearing tale about a whiffy wee chap, whose only wish is to find some friends. There’s just one thing standing in his way... ... and unfortunately, a bath is out of the question!