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Scorregge Imbottigliate
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 2,690. Language: Italian. Published: August 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Può il più grande potere e la ricchezza essere ottenuti imbottigliamento scoregge? Circa 2.400 parole.
Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 3
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,140. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
What's that I see? Four more stinky stories that are sure to enliven anyone's day! Included in this fartabulous foursome: CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, BUTT-DIALING BASTARD, THE WOULD BE ASSTRONAUT, FLOOFED AT 40,000 FEET, and (Bonus!) KEEPING WIND LATEN AND THE REST OF THE WORLD AT BAY
Floofed at 40,000 Feet
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them? The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,210. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Detained is the seventh episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
El Aspirante a Pedonauta
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,670. Language: Spanish. Published: March 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hank Larmspitz tiene un plan. Bueno, más o menos. Va a ser el primer hombre en la luna, maldita sea, y va a hacerlo sin la ayuda de un traje espacial o incluso de una nave espacial. ¿Qué tiene en mente exactamente?
Butt-Dialing Bastard
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he's totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to the only conclusion that they can--that the call, indeed, is originating from his bunghole. Approximately 2,500 words.
The Compendium Veribellum
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,690. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2016. Categories: Essay » Literature
American humorist D.B. Tarpley is at it again with this collection of angry essays, furious poems, and rage-inducing anecdotes. Essentially the coffee-table book from Hell, ‘The Compendium Veribellum’ will grab your brain like a sopping wet sponge and ruthlessly twist until everything you know has been squeezed out onto the cold, hard ground. But in a good way. “The height of cultural discourse
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 6: Disguised
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Disguised is the sixth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve - Episode 1: Maloofed
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,890. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending him on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words.