Books tagged: farts

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Zits'n'Bits
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,020. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry
(5.00)
A wonderfully wacky collection of poems for children of all ages. Includes My Cat (the Vampire!), Spider on my Ceiling, Zits, I Want to be Five and The Abominable Snowdrop! From touching to hilarious, there's somethiing for everyone!
I, Earthling
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Jacob's father is Earth's first ambassador assigned to another planet. Now Jacob must deal with being the only kid in school without six arms and an extra eye in the middle of his forehead. But his biggest challenge comes when he makes a diplomatic error that could cost him the thing he loves most. A tender story about finding your place in the universe that opens with a major fart scene!
How To Stop Farting
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2011 by Stonham House Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Nutrition
Overcome your wind & flatulence naturally.
The Freaky Farts of Mister Schumm
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 14,030. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
When middle school teacher Paul Schumm gets fired, he discovers he has a talent. A stinky talent. Soon, his hometown gets bombarded with mysterious gases. What follows is the involvement of the police, the president, a certain mister Berry and a little boy who has to solve the stinky problem to stay out of prison.
The Superfarter
Price: Free! Words: 11,010. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Danny lands himself in trouble after laughing hysterically in the school library at the worst fart ever. With the whole school thinking Danny did the horrible gas bomb, he comes up a crazy plan to prove his innocence and discover the true identify of 'the Superfarter.'
Home Remedies for Gas - Natural Remedies for Gas that Work
Price: $4.83 USD. Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Alternative medicine, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » herbal medications
In this manual you get many different treatments for gas including: Traditional Home Remedies, Ayurveda, Homeopathy, Herbalism, and Chinese Herbalism. The treatments this book offers are comprehensive, simple holistic treatments that are safe, natural, and are easily administered within the comforts of your home. Once You Get This Book, You Will Find A Treatment Right For You, no matter what.
Fart Family: My Sister’s Deadly Farts
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013 by GR Media. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Beginner, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Once upon a time…there was a happy farting family - the parents, son, daughter, and grandparents all farting merrily together. Their house was the smelliest place on the planet!
Julius Caesar Brown and the Green Gas Mystery
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 34,710. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013 by MuseItUp Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
When a mysterious green gas crisis breaks wind, the Global Air Group (GAG) offers a million-dollar prize to the first person to discover the cause. Julius Caesar Brown dreams of winning the cash so he can pay off Jake the Snake, the blackmailing bully who threatens to ruin his chances with the cutest girl in fifth grade.
Marriage Stinks
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,330. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00)
Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?
Four Stinky Stories (Volume 1)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,050. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume. Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all.