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Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: The Blartening
Price: Free! Words: 4,760. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In the greatest unauthorized parody ever told, Paul Blart saves the world yet again!
Marvin McBrayer: Zebra For President
Price: Free! Words: 31,040. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
Getting through junior high can be tough...even tougher when someone with PI runs for class president!
Necromancy... And Other Mysitcal Things
You set the price! Words: 82,230. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Chip was just an ordinary fella. In fact, there wasn’t anything special about him at all, or so he thought. It’s funny how life can change seemingly over lunch, and for Chip, when the smell of death began to emanate from his body, his life changed completely. After some convincing by his roommate, Mort, Chip reluctantly accepted that maybe, just maybe, he happened to be a necromancer.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
Is It Really So Bad?
Price: Free! Words: 1,540. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Vee Vivitski is on a rocky mountain high--right over a cliff. After a series of wrong turns the self-help guru mistakingly skis off a slope and plummets to his death. The next few seconds are critical if he is to survive. Of course, all he needs is a positive frame of mind and he can overcome anything. Right?
All An Author Needs
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,060. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Clyde Perkins has an idea in his mind and a gun to his head. If only he could convince the hitman that has been sent to kill him to spare a few more minutes so that he can finish off his newest masterpiece. When all attempts fail, perhaps humor in the one thing that can win the cold-blooded assassin over.
Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,110. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
The Space Machine
Price: Free! Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » General
“Nano Stories from Hilbert Space” are very short stories set in the whimsical world of Hilbert Space. “The Space Machine” is the tale of a race of stubborn aliens, who do not believe that traveling through space is physically possible. They also deny the concept of time altogether. Only one scientist amongst them disagrees and attempts the impossible: Traveling back in space.
Poison on my Pretty Lips
Price: Free! Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
A first-time thief breaks into a lonely little place. She didn’t really think things through, though, and finds out too late it’s the Witch’s house. Now trapped inside, she’s desperate to get out.
Dating In The Dark: Sometimes Love Just Pretends To Be Blind
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,170. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jason isn't a midget. He's an inch and a half off. He's too small for the police and too tall for the pantomime. He's also single and has been for all of his 32 years. It’s depressing. But not as depressing as being told by his mother that he looks like Humpty Dumpty – after the accident.