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Outrunning Crazy
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 92,400. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Tammy Babcock’s life is like a bad country and western song. The men have left. The dog has died. And people keep getting born again. No matter where you go you can't outrun crazy.
SCHIZO
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 460. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2010. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Horror
A series of mind twisting horrific and black humour short stories.
An Outback Chance
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,210. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Sally Bailey wishes her mother's ghost would quit trying to be helpful. It’s bad enough she’s had to leave London and move to the Australian outback. Why should she have to deal with over-enthusiastic ghosts wanting her to make friends with the man she dumped at the altar 20 years ago? And just what is her ex-fiancé Connor Land going to do when he finds out Sally's back in town?
The Hypochondriac's Calendar
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humor. I've a headache coming up on Monday afternoon. Tuesday I've got a rash on my left leg. And Wednesday I've got bursitis. Thursday I have a choice of either diabetes or Tourette's Syndrome. Friday I get dizzy and can't stand up. Saturday, I've got a peptic ulcer. Sunday I break out in hives, my neck swells.
The Dog Who Loved The Lord
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
Lucy was a fox terrier," She always followed us to church. Lucy always at the church waiting for us. How she got to church before we did we never figured out. It was a mystery, like so much about dogs. Maybe that was what we loved about Lucy. She kept us guessing. She just laid down in the grass. She'd wait patiently there for the services to end. She never barked at church.
Confessions of a Bookworm
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,050. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
I cannot stop reading books. There is a book among my collection that I love the most. A 1938 deluxe boxed edition, gold-trimmed with brazed lettering on the front and a blue velvet ribbon for a bookmark stitched to the spine. The book once belonged to my father. Indeed, it was one of his favorite books. He presented it to me on my eleventh birthday. A memento of my childhood.
Life Is Too Short -- Wear High-Heels
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,290. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The strangest thing happened. I felt like a giant. When I put those high-heels on I felt grown up and I heard a voice inside me say, "Life is too short. Wear high-heels." It just jumped out of me. So I wore high-heels everywhere. I went to church in high-heels. I went to school wearing high-heels. I believed that wearing high-heels gave me something. I don't know exactly what. It was a msystery.
The Church Bells That Talked
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Christian » Contemporary
For many years, the church bells whispered to us. But two years ago they started saying things. The beels told us the best prices for groceries. And where to buy them. Meatcuts and canned goods. They told who the best mechanic in town. And where we could get a good deal on a lawnmower. And what boy needed a haircut. You could learn a lot from church bells. But you had to listen carefully.
Tall Tales of The Bible Belt
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You set the price! Words: 50,630. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Amusing stories abut the Bible Belt. A man was sitting in the second row in church. He burst into flames, shot out the window in a ball of fire. He was eating M&Ms. He deserved it. Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. The minister's wife found a girly magazine down at the bus depot. She brought it home, put in the dishwasher. It come out the Ladies Home Journal. Lord moves in mysterious ways.
Poems That Make You Laugh
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 11,690. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
A collection of funny poems. Hailstorm Lighting's omen. Thunder's din. The sky has lost its marbles! May the tournament begin! Giraffe Short-horned colossus It's perfectly obvious. You're one part spindly legs, Nine parts esophagus. Lightning Bugs In my backyard They burn peepholes in the night And take snapshots of my house. Squall How blissful to note -- How at childbirth A world catche