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The Hypochondriac's Calendar
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,120. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humor. I've a headache coming up on Monday afternoon. Tuesday I've got a rash on my left leg. And Wednesday I've got bursitis. Thursday I have a choice of either diabetes or Tourette's Syndrome. Friday I get dizzy and can't stand up. Saturday, I've got a peptic ulcer. Sunday I break out in hives, my neck swells.
The Dog Who Loved The Lord
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,170. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
Lucy was a fox terrier," She always followed us to church. Lucy always at the church waiting for us. How she got to church before we did we never figured out. It was a mystery, like so much about dogs. Maybe that was what we loved about Lucy. She kept us guessing. She just laid down in the grass. She'd wait patiently there for the services to end. She never barked at church.
Confessions of a Bookworm
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,030. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
I cannot stop reading books. There is a book among my collection that I love the most. A 1938 deluxe boxed edition, gold-trimmed with brazed lettering on the front and a blue velvet ribbon for a bookmark stitched to the spine. The book once belonged to my father. Indeed, it was one of his favorite books. He presented it to me on my eleventh birthday. A memento of my childhood.
Life Is Too Short -- Wear High-Heels
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,280. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The strangest thing happened. I felt like a giant. When I put those high-heels on I felt grown up and I heard a voice inside me say, "Life is too short. Wear high-heels." It just jumped out of me. So I wore high-heels everywhere. I went to church in high-heels. I went to school wearing high-heels. I believed that wearing high-heels gave me something. I don't know exactly what. It was a msystery.
The Church Bells That Talked
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Contemporary
For many years, the church bells whispered to us. But two years ago they started saying things. The beels told us the best prices for groceries. And where to buy them. Meatcuts and canned goods. They told who the best mechanic in town. And where we could get a good deal on a lawnmower. And what boy needed a haircut. You could learn a lot from church bells. But you had to listen carefully.
Tall Tales of The Bible Belt
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 50,620. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Stories recount burning bushes talking in the hills. How atheists are loved in the Bible Belt. We hunt for their fur. Scripture read to a car on a cold morning starts the motor. How fast can angels fly? Prayers helps team win a basketball game. The minister's wife found a girly magazine down at the bus depot. She brought it home, put in the dishwasher. Came out the Ladies Home Journal.
Poems That Make You Laugh
Price: $7.95 USD. Words: 11,680. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
A collection of funny poems collected from various literary publication. Among them the Bedford Introduction for Literature, Saint Martin's Press, Boston, Massachusetts.
A Week at Aunty Bettys
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 5,640. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Primrose and Buttercup the guinea pigs are whisked away when their owner goes on holiday. Aunty Bettys is where they are headed and very soon they are mischief bound with their new friend, Kirrie the bearded Collie dog. We follow the trio's adventures over 7 days and wonder what they will get up to next!
Kenny G Must Die- A Satire About Music... And Zombies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,320. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The guy in the next cubicle listens exclusively to Kenny G. It's all Aliester Crewley hears at work, day after excruciating day. It's driving him mad. Music this bad can only mean one thing- something demon-ey is afoot. A powerful amateur magickian, Aliester knows how to deal with demons. But actions can have seriously unintended, rather bizarre consequences- of the Apocalyptic kind.
The War of the Squirrels
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,810. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2010 by Murder Creek Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Humorous version of the age-old battle of keeping bird feeders squirrel-free! If you're a bird lover, you've been there!