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Dad's Library Volume One: 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet
By Croyus
Series: Dad's Library, Volume 1. Price: $1.36 USD. Words: 6,120. Language: American English. Published: September 14, 2013. Category: Nonfiction
What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? Shouldn't you be entertained? The first volume of Dad's Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet, is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough to be amused. All the poetry is 99% crappy, GUARANTEED! Laugh! Cry! Bear down! Crappy poems to crap to! Life is good!
Murgatroyd's Christmas Club
By Stephen Bailey
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 116,330. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2013 by Fishcake Publications. Category: Fiction
Mill worker, Willie Arkenthwaite, suddenly, and by his own doing, becomes treasurer of the Murgatroyd's Mill Christmas club. Being rude, crude & terribly rude, how will this docile and inarticulate man accomplish this? With his friends, workmates and many comical mishaps along the way, that's how.
Three rows
By Erin Napier
Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: British English. Published: September 27, 2013. Category: Fiction
Ever find yourself in an awkward situation during a lesson? All you want to do is pick up your pen off the floor, and yet, you can't...your pen is three rows ahead. Join Cassandra Anderson in her first short episode 'Three rows' A light hearted comedy poking fun at awkward situations teenagers find themselves in all of the time! The first episode in a series called 'The Thorn in The Ivy'
Shifted
By Kat Lockhart
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 38,690. Language: American English. Published: November 4, 2013. Category: Fiction
Throughout the many countries, religions and ages, humans all share one thing in common-we all die. But what if we didn't, what if you could have nine lives, like a cat? Don't you wish you could have nine whole chances of rebirth? Kat did. Be careful what you wish for. And Charlie? Well Charlie was just along for the ride....At first. Thrown headfirst into their destinies and...their deaths.
GIT: Fireworks Night
By Marc Corn
Series: GIT, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: British English. Published: November 5, 2013. Category: Fiction
Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...
Fyire Blue
By Elvie Richter
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 101,140. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013. Category: Fiction
Fourteen-year-old Danielle MacGowan has never quite fit in— but she always thought that one day she would figure out how to be normal. Then a pint-sized invisible dragon starts following her around and she meets a boy with emerald eyes from the bad part of town. Danielle is faced with a beautiful, deadly world she never knew existed. She must call on her own hidden power if she is to survive.
Excuse Me Officer: The Funny Side of British Policing
By PC Andrew Hole
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,280. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2013 by Digital Dreams. Category: Fiction
Who said being a police officer was easy? Excuse Me Officer is a humorous account from PC Andrew Hole about life on the thin blue line. Follow PC Hole from a rookie cop to over 10 years of service. Ride shotgun as PC Hole races from one incident to the next bringing along his own unique brand of humour whilst chasing naughty people.
Relationship
By Russell Bradley
Price: Free! Words: 10,900. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Category: Nonfiction
Every thing is a relationship to the self because there is only one thing, and it is you. Give everything of yourself because you are giving it to yourself. It is the message of forgiveness and love. Relate through it.
Morris Hollett and St Vernon’s Ward for Strange & Unusual Diseases
By W.J. McKain
Series: The Unusual Adventures of Morris Hollett, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 24,540. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014. Category: Fiction
After being sent to St. Vernon’s Hospital – the Strange & Unusual Diseases Ward – Morris Hollett's world quickly becomes full of magical adventure and mystery. He makes some very unusual friends and is introduced to the extraordinary world of the Wizzers. But, can Morris save them all, and himself, from the The Evil Doctor Dreebil or will the unthinkable happen?
Billy's Big Battle
By Michael T. Ward
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,620. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2014. Category: Fiction
Young Billy decides he must battle the tooth fairy to keep her from taking his teeth in the night. Billy's Mom and Dad have little idea what is about to happen one night when the fight to capture the tooth fairy comes in Billy's Big Battle.