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Yo Mama Is So Stupid...Jokes
Price: Free! Words: 250. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yo Mama Is So Stupid...Jokes
Yo Mama Is So Fat... Jokes
Price: Free! Words: 180. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00)
Yo Mama Is So Fat... Jokes
The Velveteen Killer Rabbit
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 9,050. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A darkly humorous parody of the children's classic, The Velveteen Killer Rabbit is the story of a toy Rabbit whose desire to be loved by a child and become Real drives him to less than cuddly deeds. Enhanced with hilarious illustrations inspired by the original artwork of William Nicholson, this twisted tale will leave you in stitches and make you fall in love with the murderous bunny.
The Very Best of Paranoid Parrot
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2012 by Quikees. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"It's only funny when it's someone else paranoia" Meet Paranoid Parrot. Just your average Amazonian parrot trying to make his way though this constantly changing, totally confusing world of ours whilst dealing with a large dose of paranoia! If he's coughs, it's lung cancer and behind ever shower curtain is a dead body! Being paranoid may be hard for him, but it's hilarious for us!
Why? Moxie Whitworth.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Poetry
(4.50)
Moxie is an older golden retriever whose friends depend on her for answers to questions all dogs have. In this book, in a poetic way, Moxie lets her friends figure out the answer this time to their newest question. To their surprise, the answer comes from the one least expected.
Down The Block Comics
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Comics, Fiction » Adventure » Action
(5.00)
Kimmy loves her dog,Cornbread,and she wants him to be good & to stay out of trouble! However, Cornbread is the poster boy of the "me" generation and a womanizer! Plus, Cornbread makes puppies but doesn't want to pay child support and then he runs away! Down The Block Comics is 5-star laughter at it's best! Over 50 hilarious pages written/drawn by hand in classic Sunday Comics format! A must buy!
Sheep
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,630. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2013 by Fishcake Publications. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.40)
Sheep and Cows have been the dominant species’ on the planet for eons. With their superior intellect and cultural sociological ideals they have lived together peacefully for generations. That was until the appearance of the mythical ‘hairless apes’.
It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog Trainer - Volume 1
Series: Fun Reads for Dog Lovers. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,160. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Pets & livestock
A fun read for dog lovers! Have you ever wondered what ends up on the cutting room floor when watching celebrity dog trainers on the television? During her career as a professional dog trainer and canine behaviourist, Karen Davison has been battered, flattened, tied up in knots and found herself in some funny, strange and painful situations. Here she shares some of the more memorable moments!
Dog Aliens 2: Oreo
Series: Dog Aliens. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,040. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Science fiction » General
We all know what the alpha of the pack does. Find out what a defender does. Oreo is a rascal dog who loves to make trouble for his 'goodie goodie' adopted brother Raffle, who keeps trying to tell him they're both aliens from outer space. Raffle is running himself ragged playing mental movies for Oreo, trying to keep him from wrecking his humans' house.
Eight bites of life.
Price: $1.66 USD. Words: 9,290. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
A story writing rabbit called Robbie likes to ride around his bedroom with in a house of an author and riding on the back of the owners Jack Russell dog. Many more other stories with in this book eight in total, they are short reads. Longer book coming soon as they say in the movies.