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The Darndest Dictionary
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration
You will never look at the items, words or aspects of everyday life defined in this book the same way again. Averaging 15 words in length, this book contains hundreds of clever definitions that will amaze, inspire and otherwise entertain you for hours and make you want to read them again and again! And they all rhyme!
Tales of Socks and Splendour
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,350. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry
Join the foul-bummed Grumpete and the kimmering Kazz as they shine, explode, wander, flatulate, burn, run, reproduce, eat and fight their way through a series of far-fetched adventures in glorious nonsense verse. Whether read aloud or quietly to yourself where no one will find you, these fast-moving and humorous poems are sure to entertain children of all ages.
See The Coffee Rain - A Collection of Haikus for Coffee Lovers Everywhere
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 70. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
An amusing collection of coffee haikus with accompanying ink drawings that are painted with real espresso! This fun collection is a must-have for anyone who can't start their day without the "Black Juice of Life". Sheer fun.
The Exercist: A Not-So-Divine Comedy about Health & Fitness in Devilishly Clever Verse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014 by Defiant Publishing LLC. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Poetry blogger Will Shakespeare is at it again with a parody of Dante's "Divine Comedy"! When an overweight guy's family forces him to go see an Exercist (a specialist who gets rid of demons by working 'em hard at the gym) to get rid of his demon pal Sloth, neither the Exercist nor the demon is very cooperative... until our guy comes up with his own plan for dealing with BOTH problems.
The Murder at Muffet's Place and Other Poetic Parodies
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 15,010. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2013 by Defiant Publishing LLC. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Poetry blogger Will Shakespeare unleashes his first poetry collection on an unsuspecting public! This humorous collection is a blend of his favorite parodies and funny poems from his blog, Will Shakespeare for Hire, and new never-before-seen material.
Sun and Moon Had a Fight and Other Poems for Kids
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,000. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Stories in Verse, Fiction » Children’s books » Nursery Rhymes
This petite anthology of original rhyming poems for children contains three poems: Sun and Moon Had a Fight, When You Come Upon a Dog Paddling, and When a Duck is Stuck in the Muck. Each verse can be read aloud to young kids who love rhyme, rhythm, funny poetry, and puns.
If You Like to Laugh, Volume Two
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Take a break. Have some fun! "If you like to laugh, volume two" is mostly light verse, suitable for all age groups, middle-school to senior citizen. There's a story about a possible baseball Hall-of-Famer, an explanation of why the conquistadors had to flee the Americas, a scathing indictment of Neil Armstrong, a classic tale of man's best friend, passive-aggressive shopping, and much more...
We Were Fish: Collected Poetry
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,010. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2011 by Bad Ducky Industries. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Transgressional fiction
The weird, goofy, charming, anti-traditional, anti-academic, scathing, political, apolitical and sometimes transcendental poetry, prose poetry and odd-thoughts-on-paper of critically-acclaimed fantasy novelist J M McDermott have appeared in many magazines, his blog, and a few anthologies. Included here is the Rhysling Award-nominated "3 Poems Called Cosmic".
Spare Key Store
Price: Free! Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry, Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Travel through wormholes, climb a ladder to the moon, and trick the tooth fairy in this humorous, visually engaging collection of children's poems.
Facebook Ate My Life, And Other Poems
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Are you tired of Twitter? Are you frazzled from Facebook? Here's a humorous poem about the perils of too much social networking. With three bonus poems that will tickle your funny bone.