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250 Dr. Seuss Quotes
Price: $1.65 USD. Words: 5,940. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2016 by UB Tech. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Quotations, Nonfiction » Children's Books » Humor / Jokes & Riddles
Dr. Seuss is famous for children stories and comic characters he brought to life. His illustrations are undying and even after the approach of modern day animated beings, his illustrated characters still feels lively. This book, '250 Dr. Seuss Quotes' contains 250 quotes of Dr. Seuss for you to read and enjoy. Just continue reading this book and divulge those to yourself.
499 Funny and Serious “Life” Quotes Part 9
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,360. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration, Nonfiction » Reference » Quotations
Life is full of uncertainties which can make it depressing, gratifying, beautiful and stressful. Only by accepting what we are dealt can we appreciate the highs and lows. In this ebook you will experience life through the power of quotes. Hope you enjoy it.
499 Funny and Serious “Life” Quotes Part 8
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,910. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration, Nonfiction » Reference » Quotations
Life is full of uncertainties which can make it depressing, gratifying, beautiful and stressful. Only by accepting what we are dealt can we appreciate the highs and lows. In this ebook you will experience life through the power of quotes. Hope you enjoy it.
499 Funny and Serious “Life” Quotes Part 7
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,500. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration, Nonfiction » Reference » Quotations
Life is full of uncertainties which can make it depressing, gratifying, beautiful and stressful. Only by accepting what we are dealt can we appreciate the highs and lows. In this ebook you will experience life through the power of quotes. Hope you enjoy it.
Priceless Proverbs Book 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,290. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
Priceless Proverbs - Book 2, is the second volume of the wildly popular Priceless Proverbs Collection. It features over one hundred additional quotes - wise, entertaining and uncensored - by kids ages three to twelve who were asked to finish well-known proverbs or famous sayings all on their own. Great for anyone that loves children or simply needs a smile to brighten their day.
Famous Quotes About Sex
Price: Free! Words: 11,930. Language: American English. Published: April 2, 2015 by Westhoff Publishing LLC. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Celebrity culture
“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” -Marilyn Monroe “Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.” -Butch Hancock
Funny Quotes By Famous People
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 6,110. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Quotations
Hundreds of funny quotes by famous people that will tickle your funny bone and make your brain's humor center tingle. No anonymous quotes here and no boring quotes allowed!
Dead Interesting
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,710. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2014 by MTB. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Quotations
Death, for reasons that are quite understandable, has become somewhat of a taboo subject in everyday conversation. Though it is the most certain aspect of life, it goes largely unmentioned until the day we are forced to confront it. This book brings together some of the funniest, most interesting and most poetic quotes from a variety of people across the ages.
“Greatest Motivational and Inspirational Quotes on Life, Love and Happiness"
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 27,940. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Quotations, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / Success
Words are very powerful and specifically words of inspiration can literally change a person’s life. I myself have used the help of motivational quotes many times in my life when I could not see the light at the end of the tunnel, when I needed to hear some words of wisdom or simply when I needed to strengthen my spirit so I could carry on with my life goals and keep myself motivated and on course.
A Cup of Wisdom with a Shot of Sarcasm
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 3,500. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Chinese poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confucius says, “Keep your chin up… but beware of dog shit.” Sometimes profound, often hilarious, this collection of quotes by Robert Ma can lighten your day and enlighten your life.