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A Phony Love Affair
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,500. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2015 by Fanciful Erotica. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Six and Orange thought it was going to be easy for two phones who love each other to be together, but when their masters break up, they are ruthlessly pulled apart. Now they must battle all the odds against them in order to be together... even if it means creating suspicions about their masters' faithfulness towards their new partners. Will the love between these two phones prevail?
Horrible Horace and the Slug
Price: Free! Words: 9,470. Language: British English. Published: March 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
One wonderfully damp and drizzly cold morning, a slug called Reilly wandered away from the confines, the safety of his garden. Sliming his way under the garden gate, he pointed his stalked eyes, one in each direction, along the busy street outside, wondering which way to go. “This is indeed a fine place to begin my travels,” he said to himself.
Jumping Down the Stairs
Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: British English. Published: March 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
For children living nowadays, where every modern convenience, electronic game and gadget is readily available for their entertainment and enjoyment, jumping down the stairs must seem like a rather stupid, reckless and even foolhardy activity, but let me tell you, right here and now, I had some of the best times of my life while jumping down the stairs. A short story in the style of Roald Dahl.
Legs Through the Ceiling
Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: British English. Published: February 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“What is it?” mum asked us. “Don’t you know I am busy in the kitchen?” “MUM, THERE ARE LEGS IN HERE!” we cried out. “Legs?” she nervously replied. “DAD’S LEGS ARE DANGLING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CEILING!” we told her, as we watched dad's legs thrash about adjacent our bedroom ceiling light.
The Wise Minister
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 130. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
This comic book like picture story book has few short tales with moral values for children. These tales are on a knowledgeable, wise minister who has solution of every problem.
The Note
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,500. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
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This short story is a true story about one morning when I was five hours late for work. Unfortunately, it was on a job I had just started. My best friend kept me 'til the wee hours, and I must've turned off the alarm. In my 20-year-old brilliance, I thought if I got a doctor's note then everything would be fine. When I got to the hospital and reported food poisoning . . .
GPS With Benefits
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2013. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hilarious short film script about a GPS device with a mind of "her" own.
Spacemen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
West Texas teens Ralph and Bucky find a flea market book about the exploits of "Parasail Bob" and decide to emulate him, using the coach's new trampoline and a wind tower located near their farm. Hilarious. Some 4300 words.
Ziggy Two Step - Courier Extraordinaire
Price: Free! Words: 9,080. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
(3.86)
Follow Ziggy Two Step, courier extraordinaire, as he delivers urgent packages throughout Riverton. A short story of 32 pages which I hope will amuse you. Reading time should be about 45 minutes or so. Reviews here on Smashwords are welcome - Thanks.
Jung Mr B
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,420. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Once again Mr Bunsponge (Mr B) brings his own virtual reality into a situation. Attending the annual Rambler’s Association meeting seems simple enough, but when he walks into the wrong meeting where he is mistaken for a psychiatrist, confusion abounds. That is confusion for everyone except Mr ‘B’, who sails through in his usual unflappable manner and wonders what all the fuss is about.