Memoirs of a Furniture Physiologist
by Feather With Spots
This is bit of Humor was written while I was fixing some old furniture after someone made the comment to me, "Ah, what stories these old pieces could tell if they only they could talk". Since I was doing restorations, it came to me that I might hear about their worries and problems. Therefore, I sat down and placed my mind into the mode of each piece of furniture I could think of, and here it is.