A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
by Simon Haynes
Ahh, the Old Kingdom.
Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.
For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**
Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.