Books tagged: gnomes

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Jimmy Time
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,690. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General
After a super-powered moped journey, Jimmy finds himself in a strange, carpeted world of attack-gnomes, agoraphobic dentists, and mad scientist clowns. Will he and his new friend, Tony the pig-man, find their way out of danger? Will Jimmy ever achieve his goal of becoming a blacksmith? Or will his dreams (and body) be crushed by Ronzilla - the vengeful dinosaur with a man's head?
Innocence Lost For Love
Price: Free! Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.50)
Growing up in a small corner of paradise, a young couple don't realize what they have until they are forced to leave it all behind. Another Wolfcaller Chronicles short story.
Carp Fishing on Valium
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 98,490. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2013 by Tangible Press. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
First published by St Martin’s Press in 2000, this new edition of Carp Fishing on Valium by rocker Graham Parker now includes “Kernley Days,” an interconnected trilogy of previously unpublished stories. These eccentric tales, placed in the “desolate southern suburbs” of England as well as Morocco, New York, and Cleveland, all feature the Zelig-like protagonist Brian Porker.
Bridges of Longing and Other Strange Passageways
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 45,170. Language: American English. Published: February 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Anthologies » Poetry - single author
What do a broom-wielding wizard’s apprentice, a goddess with postpartum depression, a sentient electric chair, a Navy Chop on planetside rotation, and a boy with Downs Syndrome who is more than what he seems – at least some of the time – have in common? They’re all characters waiting for you on the other side of Bridges of Longing and Other Strange Passageways.
The Treehouse at Shadow Lake
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Social Issues / Values & Virtues
(4.71)
Chalyce and her brother, Grayson, discover a bit of "magic" in the treehouse near their summer home at Shadow Lake. Chalyce enters a fishing contest with other kids, hoping to win a big prize. Discover the magic and follow Chalyce as she faces a choice of winning at all cost or playing fair and possibly losing the prize.
Beneath a Smiling Sun
Price: Free! Words: 4,400. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Horror » Undead
This story is kinda sad (awww) but it has this one part with the smoking remains of a burnt car driven by a char-black skeleton, so there's that. Also, there are gnomes lurking about :D
Happy Stories for Busy People
Price: $4.79 USD. Words: 30,930. Language: British English. Published: November 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From an award-winning storyteller, Happy Stories for Busy People is a collection of warm, witty and weird short stories suitable for adults, older children and whoever else likes to laugh and/or feel nice.
Gnomes Too
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,070. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Legends, Myths, Fables / General
(5.00)
The story of the gnomes of Gander continues.Having survived the threat of an army of goblins they now have the man from the Ministry and Aunt Sara to worry about. With the help of Mad Pete, the hermit, they set about thwarting the man from the Ministry. At Gander Hall, however, Aunt Sara's plans are spiralling out of control.
Gnome Jelly
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,680. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00)
A whimsical tale about Shakespeare's aunt, who must stave off trouble with the village gnomes after they blame her for a pair of their missing youngsters.
The Gnome And Mrs. Meyers
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,290. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
When Mrs. Meyers wins the "Expect The Unexpected Sweepstakes" she thinks everything in her life will turn around. But the prize of precious jewels comes with a catch: she must keep an ancient gnome safe, secure, and entertained for three months at her condo. Is she up to the challenge of this unique homestay program? But, most importantly, what will a gnome think of Chicago deep-dish pizza?