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Gnomes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Legends, Myths, Fables / General
Gnomes is a story about real gnomes.not the bright, cheery garden variety.Real gnomes are small, quick with foxes,cats and humans to worry about.Occasionally a gnome is seen by a human, very occasionally something special happens when they meet. So it is when Michael ,a boy, meets Nettles the gnome.Together they have to try to stop Gurn from reactivating an army of goblins
Scandalous
Price: Free! Words: 15,580. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50)
Mayhem ensues at a Victorian English party when the belle of the ball seduces a womanizing baron and pushes him to commit the most scandalous of actions.
Doctor Gnome
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 56,390. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
Alchemy Pond, suave and powerful elven wizard, has been sent to lush, tropical Buteamore to uncover a gnomish plot devised by the diabolical Doctor Gnome. Some very beautiful forces stand between Alchemy and his goals, using their own brand of magic against him. Faced with more monsters than he could ever have imagined, the elf struggles to find answers.
Nomerovia
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Count Lackheart hates the Nomerovians, with their lush green rolling hills and happy sappy dispositions; he even disliked their cheerful cloths. As much as he dislikes the Nomerovians in general, the Count can't stand Prince Gustav. He wants to be rid of them forever. What evil deeds will the Count devise to be rid of the Nomerovians forever?
Tales From a Second Hand Wand Shop- Book 1: They Were the Best of Gnomes. They Were the Worst of Gnomes.
Price: Free! Words: 104,880. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Grimbledung and Drimblerod- are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable second-hand wand shop that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand wagon that he moves regularly to avoid the authorities. Together, they get involved in invasions, city-wide fires, and a little bit of love here and there.
Weird Golf: 18 tales of fantastic, horrific, scientifically impossible, and morally reprehensible golf
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,430. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(2.50)
Tongue firmly in cheek, Dave Donelson tells some of the strangest stories in golf. Like the grudge match at Pebble Beach between Superman and Batman. Meet the golf pro who sold his soul to the devil and the werewolf who makes a run at the Grand Slam. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even throw up your dinner but Weird Golf will make you think twice about teeing it up at twilight.
Blue Dragon Pie
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,310. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Gordon wants to see his name over his own pie shop, by the sea. The only thing stopping him is a distinct lack of money. Instead he is stuck down Clag Alley, selling his wares from a barrow.
Trolympics
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,020. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The games of the thirtieth Trolympiad are being held in Slag Valley and Lord Coal himself will preside over the opening ceremony, lighting the Great Torch and firing off the greatest sporting event in the troll calendar. But tickets are hard to come by, so when Herbert wins some in a bet, he and the family are off to Slag Valley like a shot. Only sport isn't the only thing on the agenda.
The Gnomes That Time Forgot
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
"This is cult reading...." Take a trip on the far side and ride through this brief history of gnomes. Fifteen illustrated profiles of gnomes that shook the world; infamous only through the delusions of others. From Zog the Rudimentary to the Black Hole of Otto you will discover the astonishing 'truth' of how gnomic perception has influenced the course of history and muddled the lives of men.
The Gnomes of Tucson
Series: Randal Regulus, Monster Hunter, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,390. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Randal and his friends are off for training to become real monster hunters. Training is full of surprises, but the biggest surprise comes when a small horde of gnomes overruns their dorm. It will take all their wits-and a package of wasabi almonds-to escape from the pizza-stealing, alarm clock-sabotaging, and friend-kidnapping monsters who can walk through walls.