Goodnight Boobs: A Parody for Grown-ups
by Aaron Abramson
In the Go-Go Room, not quite ready for bed, are three horny dudes. But the bouncer and DJ and bartender - and especially the exotic dancers - are heading home for the night. "Goodnight guys. Goodnight glistening thighs." And goodnight to all the things in the strobe-lit room -- from the brass pole, to the watered-down drinks, to the drunk asleep in a puddle of drool at the end of the bar.