Toby Chalmers Commits "Career" Suicide
by Jeremy Thompson
Horror hack Toby Chalmers looks up from his laptop, and sights a drooling home invader in his study. Decked out in high-tech security gear, the trespasser squirts leg-paralyzing, voice-stealing nanomist into the author's mouth, and coerces him into composing an alleged masterpiece: The Muff Whisperer. Tragedy strikes Cosplay Con, scorching Jordan's girlfriend down to just one bit of anatomy.