How to Be Single: …and Remain Totally Happy and Cool About It
by Kent Lamarc
Everything seems cool when you have a hot girlfriend next to you. Men look at you with jealousy and water in their mouth, wondering what you have that they don’t. But it’s not cool when, inside walls, she’s a bitch dragging you down and destroying you completely, both mentally and physically, while demanding children and marriage as if you were just a sperm machine.