The Pea Eye
by G. Howard Poteet
A would-be P.I., Delbert Clanton, newly minted criminal justice graduate from a backwoods community college, arrives in The Big Apple to make it safe for its citizens. He lands a job in security and in a series of misadventures manages to actually apprehend or at least confront the bad guys and gals so that he and his employer consider him a success. This is a satirical novella.