New Never News: #1 Source of F***ed Up Fairy Tale News
by J.A. Kazimer
If you enjoy the Onion, you will love the New Never News. It brings all your favorite fairy tales together in a very f***ed up way. From the author of the award winning of the F***ed Up Fairy Tale series, comes the New Never News, the kingdom's best source of fairy tale news.
News reports include:
Agoraphobic Piggy Killed in Wolf Force Winds
Dwarfs Arrested After S