Rebel Earthling, Chyna Lin has just been "presented" the "opportunity" by alien King Darion Jatara to bear his children. She has two problems with that. One: he's a real ass. Two: she has every intention of escaping.
When one of his buddies damages his brand new sports rocket dodging through a meteor field on a bet, Tor Severian and his pals are forced to land on a barbarous planet of puny men and punier women. In the crusade for more brew and entertainment, two of the men run afoul of the law, and it's up to Tor and Hauk to save them.