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Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Anti-Drumpf Tool
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,040. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2011. Categories: Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sexual alternatives
Why would men, future President Donald Drumpf especially, need lingam or penis massages? To awaken their Inner Clitorises, and "because men carry a lot of stress in their pelvic area,” . This book proposes universal lingam and yoni massages to ensure safe sex, peace, and a less-terrifying President Drumpf.. (According to John Oliver on Last Week Tonight, Trump's ancestors were named Drumpf.)