President George Washington's ancestor was a Boterel. That family did well in the Middle ages, helping two homosexual kings, and two heterosexual, with their intimate problems. The French king destroyed the Knights Templar, but the Order of Sion continued to manage Europe.
Several Boterels fell in battle in 100 Years' war. The Cornish branch of the family died out and with it the title.
What really went on back in 1193? Was Richard Lionheart really the hero we think? Was John really that bad? And who was Robin Hood, no really, who was he? Find out the answers to all these questions and more, in this hilariously funny counter-history.
Adonto Leiffson was a superhuman orphan who didn't make any friends. He then was adopted and raised by a man with a cursed heart in his body. When Adonto was full grown he had to kill the man who raised him. After he tore the heart out he tore his own out and replaced it with the cursed heart, it was on that day he became Lionheart. Lionheart is now on a journey to find his family and fight a war.
Under six kings, two of them homosexual, the Boterel family stuck close and knew all their bedmates – male and female. They acquired lands including old Camelot. In the background, the Order of Sion organised the Crusades and the Hundred Years' War. It set up and then destroyed the Templars with their real work done, and founded Switzerland, the Masons and the Rosicrucians.
Welcome, Gentles all,
to the beginning of our tale on a subject
that you probably think that you know quite well.
All we can humbly say is that --- you are wrong.
We hope to please you with our tale of Bold Robin.
To entertain you, to thrill you, and to bring you joy.
But most of all we desire to simply tell you the truth.
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