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Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 6: Disguised
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Disguised is the sixth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
How to Quit Being a Loser With Women
Price: $19.00 USD. Words: 52,390. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Dating, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / General
How do you get her to see you as more than a friend and WANT to be with you? It’s NOT your looks, money, age, education, background, what kind of car you drive, or how big your house is that matters – it’s how you respond and behave around women. Learn to communicate you’re different from other men and she has NO CHOICE but to feel attraction for you.
Wannabe A Loser
Price: $9.95 USD. Words: 3,170. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Dieting
This is a book not only on weight loss, but taking the reader behind the concept of losing weight. It is a combination of mental, discipline, exercise and diet were the one cannot be without the other. This is my personal experience on my road to losing weight.
Spitfire
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 46,390. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » War, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
When West-Side gangs of teenage boys scorch East-Siders (and vice-versa) in a pseudo culture war, why would the police find a small piece of paper in the back pocket of one of the West-Side Fire Setters, recently beaten and put into a vegetative state, with Ivy’s East-Side address, her name, and the word SAVE in the upper right-hand corner?
Suicide Notes From A Wedding
Price: Free! Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00)
Some six months before killing himself, Lucky Saurelius is honor bound to serve as a groomsman at his best friend's wedding. Armed with a rented tux, carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Grey Goose, he strikes out for Pennsylvania. With one last chance to settle his affairs, and no chance of turning things around, Lucky inadvertently resolves to compose the suicide note to end all suicide notes.
Losing It: Ten Easy Steps to Losing a Fortune on the Stock Market
Price: Free! Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2013. Categories: Essay » Business, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Stock market investing
(5.00)
Do you have money to burn? Are you over-taxed, bored or self-destructive? Looking for a way to wipe out your savings and lower your standard of living as conventionally understood by today's happening urbanite? Then this is the e-book for you!
The Good, the Plaid, and the Ugly
Price: Free! Words: 21,030. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Screenplays » Comedy
(5.00)
After a miserable high school experience, Jack has stopped evolving as a contributing member of society. Meanwhile, his career driven brother, Tim, has become about as exciting as an old hot dog. The story unfolds around these two brothers' pursuit of a misplaced family heirloom, resulting in an unusual tale of redemption, sibling rivalry, and lesbian coleslaw wrestling.
Allow Me To Introduce Marlow Samson
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,390. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013 by UpsetAppleCart Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Allow me to Introduce Marlow Samson: loner, loser, and he's a little past his expiration. Marlow is afflicted with a unique and terrible condition that has literally taken his life. He's not your predicable undead hunk, he doesn't sparkle or have an Transylvanian accent. He's just plain old Marlow and his life sucks.
Deadbeat Dads
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,780. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2013 by Books We Love Ltd.. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
After her husband leaves her for a younger woman, Erica Morris starts a group for ex wives of deadbeat dads. Little did she know just how many there were. In the process of rebuilding her life, a someone tries to blackmail her. Can she put the past behind her or will it catch up to her?
Killin Machine
Price: Free! Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » General
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Jake Barnes, an odd man, is a struggling novelist that makes his living at a publishing house where the owner and the other employees find him too strange to fraternize with. His social life and his writing career change when a mysterious man shows up on his doorstep demanding that Jake hand over the man’s cat. Quirky humor.