20 Common Questions About Farts
by Donald Rump
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you!
Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including:
- Where do farts come from?
- Are farts people?
- Do farts die?
- Do all farts go to heaven?
- What should I do if a zombie farts on me?
And many, many more!