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Free Gramps
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,400. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Suddenly Murdoch is quickly wheeling towards the door. Timmy jumps out of the way just in time. Timmy watches as Murdoch manoeuvres the chair down the hall and then he runs after him. There is laughter. ‘Gramps . . . wait up!’ Age has caught up with our hero. He has lost his rugged good looks, devil-may-care attitude and possibly his mind. Is this how he is destined to spend the rest of his life?
The Big Santa Christmas Caper
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘SANTA, THERE’S A DARK SLEIGH ENTERING NORTH POLE AIRSPACE AT THREE O’CLOCK!’ the dwarf says, still screeching and waving his arms. The woman gasps. Santa Claus moans, but his head remains nestled in the crook of his elbow, and he says nothing. Evil elves trying to destroy Santa’s workshop and ruin Christmas. Kids waiting up for Santa to complain about their presents. What is the world coming to?
Lizzie, come back, please
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Lizzie lunges for the passenger side door handle and manages it with ease using her mouth. The door not only opens but she somehow pushes it forward and then Lizzie turns and grabs the sleeve of Murdoch’s jacket in her mouth. Soon Lizzie has Murdoch half way out of the burning vehicle. She is free of the inferno but the selfless rescue of her master is uppermost on her mind it seems. What a dog!
Camp Scamps
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,360. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Alright, kids, a big hi de ho to you all and welcome to camp Itchywatchygoochie-e-e-e!’ A kids’ summer camp? Murdoch as a camp counsellor? Surely there has to be more to this latest Murdoch adventure than whiny, wallet-making, pre-pubescent kids. Doesn’t there? Has Murdoch completely lost his mind? Do we even need to answer that question?
Murdoch: Secret Agent
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,800. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘You have put an end to my crazed plans to take over the world, Murdoch. Because of you and your innate goodness and niceness, I have failed in my evil and psychologically tormented way to take revenge . . .' Murdoch: Secret Agent battles deadly spiders, suspicious assistants, and a variety of evil nastiness to save the world from disaster.
Two Days, Twenty Seven Minutes and Fifty Three Seconds in Paris
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,040. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Well, Monsieur, you are an American and I am a Frenchman. There is simply far too much arrogance in this vehicle. We have reached a detente. I would suggest that you either pay me an exorbitant amount of money for my services . . .’ It’s the late 1960s, full colour and Paris - and romance. Murdoch falls in love with the beautiful Claudette Le Fleur, daughter of the wealthy Count Le Fleur.
The Big Daddy-o Beach Blanket Bingo Party
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,880. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Suddenly some strange dim-witted music begins to blare: Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum, Dee-dee-dee—dum-dum—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum— The sun-bronzed teenagers begin to contort idiotically on the sand, lifting their knees high to the beat of the music. They piston their arms up and down and sand is flying every which way. What are they doing? Is it some type of group epileptic seizure?
The Horrible Haunted Estate
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,700. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Hey, look . . . what’s the problem?’ Murdoch says, ‘we know that it’s a ghost. We can see it. What else could it be? I mean . . . really, people.’ Murdoch and his companions have been called in to investigate the haunting at Mill House. The ghosts are one thing, but what is making the investigators kill themselves? Are they all insane or simply incompetent?
The Difference
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 142,770. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
The Difference is a book about nothing and everything. Join Daniel on his quest to save two worlds as he and his companions battle an unwilling wage against evil. Conspiracy, New World Order, Demons, it's all right here. Enjoy the journey.
Comes Up Like Thunder
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 53,070. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » War & military adventure
Leonard has suddenly found the oil business dicey in the midst of a Japanese invasion of China. A simple thing to scamper off ahead of the onslaught, afoot, across endless mountains, straight into enemy territory with a Chinese-American orphan in tow. And remember - don't get killed!