The Young and the Lesbian
by Q. Kelly
Dash Bannon, a 47-year-old soap actress, has been relegated to “dried-up relative in the corner.” A career shakeup is in order, and Dash hops onto the train of celebrities coming out as gay. One teeny problem—she isn’t really gay. Dash’s co-star, reigning soap queen Jane Knight, is in similar straits, and she has an idea that means she and Dash will have to get closer to each other. Much closer.