Maynard Soloman vs. The Kidney Thieves (Funny Detective Stories #8)
by Benjamin Sobieck
Maynard Soloman, a cantankerous private detective full of old-timey insults, slices open a ring of kidney thieves in this crusty short story.
A band of baddies is posting ads for kidneys for sale on the Internet - at a sinister price. It's up to Maynard to climb into a bath tub of ice in a seedy motel to bust the ring in action.
* BONUS: Includes Dr. Maynard's Guide to Kidney Transplants.