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Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50)
It's hard being a girl in the world today. Navigating the nuances of a professional environment, seducing and keeping men, and having gas? It sounds like a recipe for disaster! This short, informative rule book has helped hundreds deal with the difficult emissions of themselves and others. Men may also benefit from reading this exclusive look into the female psyche.
Log On, The Big Book of Bowel Movements
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 45,510. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A tongue in cheek perspective of the fine art of the dirty deed; taking a dump. We all do it, why not share our adventures, brag about our accomplishments and cry in our failures. This is a hysterical look at taking a dump, complete with chapters on wiping, smell, food and forbidden stories, only to be shared amongst the closest of friends.
Sous Chef
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 11,060. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Culinary careers, Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Gourmet
Do you have what it takes to ascend to culinary glory? The restaurant world is a cruel beast. Many aspiring chefs never rise through the ranks because the skill that comes with of cooking amazing food is separate from the logistical acumen necessary to be a true chef. Why settle as a sous chef? This book will be resource to stage your own events and finally call yourself a chef.
Does Your Poop Float? A Guide to Colon Health
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 43,140. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Cancer
Do you have a toxic colon? 90% of all disease and discomfort begins in a toxic colon. Most people do not even recognize the symptoms of a toxic colon because they live with them every day.
Free Yourself from a CONSTIPATED Life
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 49,070. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » healthy living, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Body cleansing & detoxification
A must read for anyone you love, “Free Yourself from a CONSTIPATED Life” teaches how to cleanse, body and soul. Beautifully written, easy to read and digest; this book will aid you through whichever form of constipation you are suffering from. It is an honest look at how we hold onto waste, and the remedies that will free us from it.
Bathroom Etiquette and Other Political Strategy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,620. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Government
Humorist J.S. Williams takes another swing at the collective chin of the American Political System. Do bathroom habits and politics go together? Absolutely. Where do you think political strategy was invented? On the can, that's where. Tag along as Williams takes you down the lewdest, most irreverent path of self-righteousness to ever darken the door of Capital Hill.
It's Called Helping...You're Welcome
Price: Free! Words: 43,460. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / General
It started out as a desperate cry for attention and grew into an online cathartic therapy session on the World Wide Web. IT’S CALLED HELPING…YOU’RE WELCOME is a compilation of posts from a blog (don’t stop reading) I kept for a couple of years with a sprinkling of notes and articles that I wrote on various topics related to the human experience.
The Awful Tale of the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost
Price: Free! Words: 750. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.25)
In this tiny tale, Grandpa sits down his two grandsons and tells them just enough about the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost.
Dad's Library Volume One: 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet
Series: Dad's Library, Volume 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,120. Language: American English. Published: September 14, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Poetry
What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? Shouldn't you be entertained? The first volume of Dad's Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet, is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough to be amused. All the poetry is 99% crappy, GUARANTEED! Laugh! Cry! Bear down! Crappy poems to crap to! Life is good!
Every Body Poops
Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 20. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » People & Places / General
hand on the bible made and shipped (USPS) in America once book is printed in paper back form children's book with illustrations