Bye Bye, Miss American Pie
by Mike Edison
In this hilarious novella, an attractive female senator running for president gets caught with her illegal — but totally hot! — pool boy, she is forced to go on television to apologize to the nation. But she has other ideas, and when she tells America, “I got mine, now get yours! You know you want it!” she inadvertently kindles a new sexual revolution and launches the wildest campaign in history.