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Scram to Rats and Mice
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,850. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Cleaning & caretaking, Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Reference
Learn how to get rid of rats and mice from your home. Find out the best ways to kill or trap them using tried and tested methods.
Mechanical Mouse
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 5,960. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012 by Martian Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a humorously cynical view of society and the moral systems we have developed. The poems poke fun at government, hippies, the drug culture, romance, sexuality, sociology, politics, and so many things about life that we take for granted everyday. Most were written in my "angry young man" days in college. Cute illustrations accompany each poem. That is, "cute" if you like rodents.
Mooka the Dragon
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,820. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Adventure & Adventurers
a short story for young children about a lonely dragon called Mooka, he lived in a wooded rocky ravine and could turn himself invisable. An army was advancing on his homeland and he sought to protect his home and the neighbouring lands around him, He loved all flowers and creatures living in and around his home, and butterflies were his favorite.
How to Fleece the Public
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,490. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Do you want to make more money from people but do not want to work harder like the elephant but rather smarter like the rat who eats garbage but still eats like a rat king?! Then read this book, which gives you the tools you need to take the money of other people and make it your own money but you do not end up in prison. Instead you end up in luxury, like in New Jersey, for example!
Oscar Rat's Secret Missions
Price: Free! Words: 14,560. Language: American English. Published: September 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Oscar Rat has worked for two Presidents of the US as a Rodent Advisor and Troubleshooter. From an office at the White House, he's in constant contact with rodents around the world. In his Troubleshooting capacity, he's been sent to many countries to influence rats and other rodents to gain their trust and further the needs of the United States. This is a compilation of three of those missions.
Moral Rat: The First Edition
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical
Alfie Roberts, The Rat Catcher makes a mistake on the job, he is afraid to tell the law firm owner(Harry Williams) because of his own pride to admit the mistake he made. Moral: Perfection can be found in all of us, but being human doesn't mean we are immortal from imperfections. Character List: - Mrs Smith, Law Firm Receptionist. - Harry William's, Law Firm Owner. - Alfie Roberts, Rat Catcher
Oh No! Don't Tell Me I've Got Rats!
Series: Steve's LOL!. Price: Free! Words: 5,600. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Cleaning & caretaking, Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Family health
The title says it all... A humorous look at what a rat invasion did to my wife and how she dealt with it. [Article 2749 words – 5 pages]
The Rat God
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult
An evil exterminator takes an unhealthy pleasure from the capture, torture and slaughter of his rodent prey. His cruelty cannot continue and the rats have turned to a higher power for help. The Rat God is here to cleanse the exterminator of his sins with a baptism of blood.
Rattenprinzessin Rapunzel
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,240. Language: German. Published: June 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / Siblings, Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Beginner
Ich bin Prinz, eine kleine goldfarbene Ratte, und lebe freiwillig bei Rapunzel und ihrer verrückten Familie. Häufig muss ich mich eisern an Rapunzels Pulli festklammern, weil ich sonst bei ihrem Herumtoben hinunterfallen würde. Niemand nimmt hier Rücksicht auf eine kleine Ratte. Jeder denkt nur an sich! Mit Illustrationen von Krisi Sz.-Pöhls
I've Never Been Partial To Girls Who Swear
Price: Free! Words: 10,920. Language: British English. Published: June 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
A collection from 2006-2012 focusing on the human condition - stranded in carparks, drunken potato pickers, first love - not to mention the odd bodily functions - many of the works are humorous, often turning digression into an art form. This book has been written to be read out loud.