The Glory of St. Ebans
by Thomas P. Hanna
A local industry in the village of St. Ebans, named for its patron saint, is a scam to shake down tourists in his name. Then a man claiming to be St. Ebans returned from heaven arrives to protest his name being abused that way. News of that brings mobs of tourists while the local priest, the Mayor, the Bishop, and others try to sort things out while doing the least damage to the Church.