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Creepy Customary Christmas
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 24,600. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Elise Grimes scours the Internet, deciding it would be a novel idea for her family to celebrate different customs from around the world. Her husband, Bob, and son, Jimmy, come up with customs of their own. This book is about their eight nights of “customary” Christmas. The true facts of the customs represented in this book are explained at the end of each tale.
Sarcasm is My Superpower
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 32,590. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Only one more year to survive High School. It would be so much easier if Petunia could sit back and let the bullies take out their cruelty on Marilyn. Who had the body of every girl's dreams, only she wasn't a boy, but a girl. Loathed by the students, feared by the administration. Petunia was her only friend. Together, they may just make it through.
Dead on Arrival
Price: Free! Words: 20,250. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Max is dead. Cut himself shaving and now look at him. A ghost in his old apartment, Max is stuck haunting the new tenant, a girl named Charlie. And while Charlie can see him, well… she’s not the most cheerful of girls on the best of days, and she’s certainly not thrilled to be sharing her apartment with a maudlin Irish ghost. Life—or un-life, as the case may be—is about to become difficult.
Gin and Ambrosia
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 109,440. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
(5.00)
As Aki, Blake, and Keisha begin their last semester at Axis University, they realize that they've had it easy so far. Soon they're going to have to face the real world, worrying about jobs before they can think about any coming war. Worst of all, some friendships can't last past college. That's assuming they can survive to graduation, because everything they've done is coming back to haunt them.
Cupcakes, Trinkets, and Other Deadly Magic, Dowser #1
Series: Dowser, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 70,730. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
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If you’d asked me a week ago, I would have told you that the best cupcakes were dark chocolate with chocolate cream cheese icing, that dancing in a crowd of magic wielders — the Adept — was better than sex, and that my life was peaceful and uneventful. Just the way I liked it. That’s what twenty-three years in the magical backwater of Vancouver will get you — a completely skewed sense of reality.
Zephyr
Price: Free! Words: 50,580. Language: Canadian English. Published: April 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Zephyr isn't very good at school. Well actually, she wouldn't know if she was good or not considering she never tries. She is one of the people in the world who can go into books. There are strict laws around this story travel though and when she accidentally breaks one a lot of exciting and often rather dangerous adventures end up changing the very rules of story travel.
At Least He's Not On Fire: A Tour of the Things That Escape My Head
Price: Free! Words: 62,680. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00)
At Least He's Not On Fire is a sampler piece of the works of Chris Philbrook. It contains excerpts from Tesser: A Dragon Among Us, book one of Adrian's Undead Diary: Dark Recollections, as well as the beginning of The Wrath of the Orphans. It also contains three brand new short stories; All In, Hell Hole, and The Vampire of Menlo Park.
The Day My Boss Died
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Beachtime Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cyndi McKillup faithfully served as Mike's Coordinator for nearly 10 years. One day, all that changed.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectoid, Assassin in: Battle Royale with Cheese (Season 1, Episode 10)
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, 10. Price: Free! Words: 4,540. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014 by Tricorner Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
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Spider Murphoid’s so dangerous that the ultimate fighting syndicates can’t get anyone to go in the ring with him willingly. So who better to coerce than the Kacekan with a deadly reputation and a total lack of brain matter? PeeDee3 is one bad bug, but Murphoid’s got the deadliest moves and eight hands ready to deliver the goods. The tenth episode of a Sci-Fi Noir Comedy Series
What Annoys Jeff this Week: 2013 in Review
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,680. Language: American English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Stress Management, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
What Annoys Jeff this Week evolved out of a blogger's attempt to post something interesting on what was then the slowest day of the week. After a few appearances, it ended up becoming the blog’s most popular feature and has taken on a life of its own.