I was tired of my wife. I was tired of being married. I just wanted her to stop eating, but she wouldn't. So, I came up with a plan, and I put it in motion. I just thought you would like to hear, because I know I'm not alone.
Jonathon Wart has a crazy new scheme in mind for investing his Uncle Wart’s fortune: he wants to buy a strange-looking painting by an eccentric billionaire called “The Hand of Doom.” But the painting is not what it appears to be and serious problems arise for Jonathon and his sister Lizzie as they try to thwart their evil financial adviser Mr. Thumbs and their hostile cousin Felicia.
This spooky story tells what happens after the careless Duffy leaves his jacket in the woods. Both funny and scary, it is a favorite of many storytellers, and the most reprinted of all my short stories.
In Shadows and Light at the Winkler Mansion, a dynamic and authentic friendship between two twelve-year-old boys is tested when it pushes up against the supernatural after a visit to an old, abandoned mansion. After a narrow escape, a strange man visits to explain the nature of good and evil, and confirms that their fate relies upon a dreaded return to to the scary mansion.
A spin-tingling adventure in which Charlotte Entwhistle, armed only with a flask of hot chocolate and a book on phantoms and monsters, sets out to rid a mansion of all its ghostly occupants. Yet on the way, Charlotte uncovers a diabolically evil plan, as well as the strangest ghost hunting colleague ever.
If you love quirky and dark short stories but have become discouraged over the lack of originality these days then "Weirder Than Weird" will renew your faith! "Weirder Than Weird" is chock full of dark and creepy tales that will leave you wanting more and also wondering about the authors sanity.
Loraine, is like any other teenager except…
She drives a black 1925 Buick hearse with red curtains in the windows. She and her family live in a mortuary. Her boyfriend is afraid to come to her house, which drives her dad crazy. And… she sees dead people. Loraine’s dad is the local mortician.
This loosely fact-based story is so fun and crazy…
You will die laughing!
Speed Bump Charlie's ABC with illustrations is not for the faint hearted. You should only read this story if you’re really brave. I mean really, really brave. Are you brave enough to save your granny from a burning building? Are you brave enough to eat a worm? A live one?!!