The Would Be Asstronaut
by Donald Rump
Hank Larmspitz has a plan.
Well, sort of.
He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship.
Exactly what does he have in mind?
Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. When he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out.