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Pain Is So Close To Pleasure
Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
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This is the story “Pain Is So Close To Pleasure”, a short comedy story I wrote several years ago. The story looks at an alien race who has recently come into contact with our own. To learn more about each other, ourselves and the aliens decide to send an exchange student to the others world to spend time there so each race can learn more about the other. Warning: contains swearing
Funky Chicken, Pickle Waffle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,170. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Beginner
Get down with the funk and join Funky Chicken on a journey of self-discovery. Giggle with your toddler at a suuuper rabbit and a wonky, silly, monkey hokey pokey. Wiggle with piglets and jam with cool kittens. Do a double-take when purple puppies pop up. Get your copy today for a hen house full of fun!
Memoirs of a Cat
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General
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"Memoirs of a Cat" is a whimsical cat-narrated auto-biography told in poetry form. An interpretation is also told through the eyes of the humans. It is a funny story about a cat who believes she is queen of the home and learns to find companionship with a kitten when the people decide to add to their family. This story is enjoyed by young and old; even if you don't have cats.
Destiny Can Be a Real Pain in the Ass
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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What happens if you're the chosen one... but you suck at it? The story of a disappointing savior.
Not Funny
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,340. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Is one really the loneliest number? How do weathermen predict the weather? What do chess pieces say during battle? Why are aliens so interested in probing? Why is there no state called East Virginia? Would the Park Place Planning Committee really allow someone to build a hotel? Comedian Patrick Hennessey explores these topics and many more in his debut collection of 28 hilarious short stories.
Don't Eat Poop
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 130. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Concepts / General, Nonfiction » Education and Study Guides » Preschool & kindergarten
An adorable picture book about the importance of washing your hands. You wouldn't want to eat poop would you? So wash your hands before you eat...or do anything else!
If Your Brother Stinks... : A Silly Rhyming Children's Picture Book
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 110. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Imagination & Play
Your child will love reading along with this silly rhyming picture book! "If Your Brother Stinks..." is perfect for children ages 1-5. Written by award winning children's author Xavier Finkley.
Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,790. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2012 by Skillywidden. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Children’s books » Sports & Recreation / Soccer
Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC is the fourth book in the 'stupidly funny' football series Hot Shots FC. One day, on his way home from football training, Hat Trick Boy disappears. Cowpat goes looking for him, but then he disappears as well. Eventually Sid has to go looking for his friends. But for the first time in his life, Sid is faced with an emergency he cannot control.
Hot Shots FC v Toffs FC
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,490. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2012 by Skillywidden. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
Book 3 in the 'stupidly funny' Hot Shots FC series. For readers who want fun, fun, fun and football! Hot Shots FC have problems. They've got no money, no kit, and no manager. To make matters worse, they now have to play the richest team in the league, Toffs FC. It's up to Hat Trick Boy to prove it's how you play football that counts
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!