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Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury
Series: Self-Help 101. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,240. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
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Book 2 in the Self-Help 101 Series Dani Finklemeier finished and self-published her first book, but she still isn't rich. Now she must survive a 4th of July holiday with her family, all while knowing that her parents have more knowledge about her relationship with her boyfriend than she ever wanted them to know. If she survives the holiday, she'll at least have enough material for another book.
Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family
Series: Self-Help 101. Price: Free! Words: 27,170. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
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Book 1 in the Self-Help 101 series Dani is a seventeen-year-old girl trying to write a self-help book about how to take over the world. She also has to navigate a tension-filled family Christmas with multiple relatives staying in the same house, and an evolving relationship with her best friend Seth. It won't be easy, but she may learn a thing or two and get a book out of it after all.
Me, My Elf, and I
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,130. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Eric Margrave has a policy regarding elves, and that policy is to avoid them if possible and charge extra if not. But when a case lands him smack dab in the middle of them, with only his wits and a very weird new acquaintance between him and certain death, that policy will change. In the sense of charging even MORE money, for the sheer annoyance.
After Expenses
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 152,690. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Collecting stories 1-5 of the 'Prices Negotiable' series, plus, a bonus never-before-published piece written specially for this anthology!
Mother Knows Best
Series: Prices Negotiable, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,680. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Adventure » Action
What can scare a professional monster hunter? Someone who routinely faces down ghosts, demons, werewolves, and horrors from beyond the veil? What force can bring even a hardened killer like Eric Margrave to his knees in abject terror? Three letters. M-O-M.
A Walk in the Park
Series: Prices Negotiable, Book 5. You set the price! Words: 36,590. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Eric Margrave, monster hunter for hire, and his spectral partner, Lydia, have taken a job a bit far afield for even them; a series of animal attacks have put suspicion on a pack of werewolves, Eric is hired to put a stop to it. Eric, being Eric, is excited at the prospect of facing one of the classic monsters... until he actually encounters one. No such thing as a simple case.
Field Trip
Series: Prices Negotiable, Book 3. You set the price! Words: 40,370. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Following the death of a fellow hunter, Eric Margrave heads out to farm in rural Kansas to finish the man's last job and collect a very nice inheritance. Unfortunately, complications emerge in the form of a pushy guardian spirit and a rookie hunter coming along for the ride... and something out in the fields definitely objecting to the company.