Stuck in a Closet on a Friday Night was first written in 2001. I recently found the handwritten story in a pile of old papers. It is the second story in what I planned to be a trilogy of “This is so Stupid” stories. The first story in the series is called ‘Existential Drag in Forest’ and is available in my short story collection “Where the Fnords Linger” on Amazon or Kindle.
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder]
Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
Now with seven bonus stories! Is man by nature evil, or stupid, or both? These short-short stories (plus seven bonus stories) let you decide. Great short reading for travel, leisure, or any occasion where you need to conscipuously ignore the person next to you. Short-short stories, humor.
The jokes in this book are for deranged individuals. If you can not fathom catchy one liners and jokes at someone strictly because of the color of said person's hair then don't read this book. Instead give it to a red head. They need all the help they can get.
The jokes in this book are for connoisseurs of other people's mothers. If you feel the jokes in this book describe your mom more then anyone else's mom then she may have already been one of our research subjects! Congratulations!
Two short pieces, n a slightly longer one.
Wouldn't go so far as to say the two are poetry,but yes, it's not prose :)
Do revert back to me. all comments welcome, good, bad, and even painful. :)
Sean Donner thinks about strange things. You're Actually Reading That!? explores many of the deep thoughts, experiences, and opinions of the author. Subjects include: Creative Types, Toys, Crazy people on trains, and more! This book is hella good!