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Angel and the Devil
You set the price! Words: 170. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General
Anyone ever seen a snake come out of a toilet? Well Angel has, and it is this very thing she fears the most.
How To Start Up A Plumbing, Heating & Cooling Business
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 7,580. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2010. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Starting up
What you should expect this manual to do for you is to bring every imaginable resource together for you to start your own business in your prospective state. It will show you a step-by-step state-by-state process of how to start up your own plumbing, heating & cooling business in a short period of time.
GOLF Mystery
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 38,190. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
A golfing romance overlaid with a gruesome mystery.
Fools
Price: Free! Words: 44,610. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General
Fools abound in our society and you could be their next victim! We all know that one moron who makes life miserable for all of us. It could be your boss, a coworker, or that friend of yours who cuts across four lanes of traffic to make a left turn while you're screaming STOP! Read my free book FOOLS by Joseph Mackey on Smashwords.com and you too can have the last laugh and triumph over fools.
Max's Marvellous Dreams
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 590. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry, Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry
Max is an 8 year old boy who can't wait to get to bed at night to dream his marvellous dreams.
Important Upgrades for Your Cruising Boat
Series: Cruising Boats, How to Select, Equip and Maintain. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 10,380. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Sailing, Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Sailing
Canvas, sails, marine sanitation systems, redundant systems and fuel systems. Five easy to read chapters explaining the benefits and pitfals of these topics. Choose the best benefit for your money.
Sometimes When I'm Dumping
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sometimes When I'm Dumping is a dissertation on the fecal arts. Part humor, part metaphysics - it is the quintessential bathroom book. This book is not for the faint of farted. It is the gift that keeps on flushing. Read one today and you will laugh every time you sit on anything made of porcelain again!
The Fart Factor: The Story of an Anger Addict
Price: Free! Words: 3,680. Language: American English. Published: November 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fart Factor is the testimony of an anger addict who is visited by an angel named Ralph who endeavors to render assistance in overcoming angry outbursts by causing the action to culminate in outlandish gaseous attacks! Read it and weep! Great for gifts to the person who has everything! Help others to FART their way to managing anger by gifting them with this bathroom gem.
God-Box!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 55,090. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What would you do if you met a talking toilet that claims to be God? Run away? Ignore it? Go mad? Go on a road trip across Belgium? Simon is about to find out...
Nobody Was Here
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
There are monsters of this world. They look like us. They behave like us. They even have dreams and ambitions like us. But they are not us. At least, we do not like to think so. Sometimes, as is the case with traveling family man Reed Reese, we are confronted by these monsters. Usually when we are most vulnerable. They might not even view it as a confrontation, but we do.