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The Horror in the Gym's Toilet
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,110. Language: Australian English. Published: June 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
The horror in the gym's toilet is not a good place to visit in order to relieve yourself, but you have to. You goes inside, you're struck by such a dismal atmosphere, a dank stinking miasma of horror that if not for your bursting bladder you'd not enter at all! Yet you're in there and you discover a horror that you fled, heedless of your piss flowing down your leg. What horror lurks within?
Destroyer Vs Guest
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 5,650. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Female authors
Destroyer Vs Guest is from a non-medicine perspective about medicine or in other words, written before I started taking medicine so it comes out harsh until the end poem, Word Water Fountain. The Mythical Kingdoms talk about many kinds of rulers, but you may recognize different people in these descriptions. Some new poems include Go with the Flow, Fudge, Rapid Heartbeat and Scary Life. Look Etsy.
Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
Price: Free! Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2015. Categories: Essay » Sociology, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50)
It's hard being a girl in the world today. Navigating the nuances of a professional environment, seducing and keeping men, and having gas? It sounds like a recipe for disaster! This short, informative rule book has helped hundreds deal with the difficult emissions of themselves and others. Men may also benefit from reading this exclusive look into the female psyche.
Double Trouble (Adventures of Rascals Polly & Gertie 2 Books in 1)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,860. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00)
Two Rascal Books in One! When Polly and Gertie collect filthy bubblegum from the pavement, Great Aunt Mabel bans them form playing together. Too bad for Auntie ‘cause Polly and Gertie are in the school choir together, and they want to be famous like Justin Bieber. But when Polly accidentally wee-wees on the classroom floor, Miss Badger kicks her out of the choir.
In The Beginning
Price: Free! Words: 350. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Literature » Literary
In the beginning, there were no toilets.
Flushed
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,450. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2014 by Clean Reads. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates, Fiction » Children’s books » Paranormal
Captain Flatus Codswallup needs ten-year-old Lucas’s help getting his sewer-sailing ship seaworthy, and flushes him as a new recruit. Lucas learns it’s not all toots and giggles as a sewer pirate. But when the ship is attacked, Lucas learns who Flatus’s enemies are. Plumbers like Dad! Now Lucas has to choose a side as plumbers and pirates meet in the messiest battle the sewers have ever seen.
Crap, The Shitter Is Broke! -Or- How To Fix Common Problems With Your Toilet
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,580. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Do-it-yourself / plumbing, Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Home repair
Everyone at some time or another has a problem with their toilet. This book will guide the average person through the most common repairs. Save money by fixing it yourself!
SuperScrimpers Soda
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,110. Language: British English. Published: December 8, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » healthy living
How 4 lbs of baking soda will save you $90 in just one month! Boost you health and reduce your environmental footprint. Reduce cellulite, lose weight and make your skin glow! 123 really useful applications to improve your life and trim your budget. This book will show you a few practical and eco-friendly ways you can introduce this powder into your life, promoting health, wealth and happiness.
Dad's Library Volume One: 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet
Series: Dad's Library, Volume 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,120. Language: American English. Published: September 14, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Poetry
What if you sat on the toilet every day and contemplated your life? Shouldn't you be entertained? The first volume of Dad's Library, 27 Crappy Poems and Other Things to Read on the Toilet, is just the distraction you need. Long enough to squeeze out a small turd, and short enough to be amused. All the poetry is 99% crappy, GUARANTEED! Laugh! Cry! Bear down! Crappy poems to crap to! Life is good!
Nobody Was Here
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Horror » Crime
There are monsters of this world. They look like us. They behave like us. They even have dreams and ambitions like us. But they are not us. At least, we do not like to think so. Sometimes, as is the case with traveling family man Reed Reese, we are confronted by these monsters. Usually when we are most vulnerable. They might not even view it as a confrontation, but we do.