Books tagged: toilet humor

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Delightfully Twisted Tales: Close Encounters of the Worst Kind (Volume One)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,530. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A shifty shapeshifter cons an intergalactic casino, a married robot couple moves to the burbs, punker space rhinos invade a small town in Colorado, and you, yes you, get to see firsthand what goes on in one of the strangest restrooms in the universe. This delightfully twisted collection of four short stories is easily devoured in one sitting and will leave you hungry for more.
Star-Crossed Rascals
Price: Free! Words: 16,930. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
When Polly's parents go away for a week, Great Aunt Mabel comes to babysit. Polly can't wait for Auntie to meet her best friend, Gertie. But when Auntie catches Polly and Gertie chewing filthy bubble-gum they collected from the pavement, she bans them from playing together. Polly won't let anyone keep her away from her bestest friend. The next day, she sneaks off for a joyride on Gertie's bicycle
Rascals Sing at The Opera House
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,570. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
When Polly gets banned from the choir for singing out of tune, Gertie refuses to go to the festival without her best friend. Hoping to become famous, Polly comes up with a brilliant idea. She promises to mime at the Opera House. Their teacher is horrified. She suspects Polly will break her promise and do something naughty. After all, she stunk out the classroom and who knows what she'll do next.
Dueling Toilets
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A tongue-in-cheek tale of what happened when I flushed my toilet and the toilet in the adjacent apartment flushed back at me.
Doug the Dung Beetle - The long roll home
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 730. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
Doug is a roller dung beetle and he loves to roll dung. No matter what the weather is like. No matter how high the mountain. No matter what obstacle may come his way, he will roll and roll until he makes it home. Unless, maybe, the obstacle is a dung beetle eating lizard!
Finding Floofy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Is his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 4,250 words in all.
The Diary of a Toiletgoer
Price: Free! Words: 53,780. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This humble diary follows the trials and tribulations of an office worker as he relates his toilet misadventures over the course of a year. Frustrations with dirty toilets, train toilets and constipation; musings on whether to sit or stand; run-ins with noisy neighbours; toilets from a historical perspective; black-outs mid-toilet and caught-without-paper-scenarios - as well as an all out toilet