Sardines Might Fly
by Alannah Foley
Could air travel GET any worse? Stinky passengers, kids with the power to split eardrums at fifty paces, backed-up restroom queues, and faulty coffee machines that can short-circuit the plane's electrics? With horrors like this to contend with, the trip from A to B can feel more like an epic voyage from A to a distant Z – especially when you're packed in tight like sardines for over twenty hours.