By D C Arnold
Published: December 4, 2009.
Simon, a gentle computer technician, is shocked to find out that he's a wizard.
But his customer really takes Simon for a ride when Bartleby, his mentor, gets kidnapped a day after their first practice.
Unable to even find a girlfriend, Simon now has to find some way to deal with a dirty wizard, find a Familiar, and save the world from finicky Elder Gods.
On a deadline.