American Etiquette: Failing Upwardly In A Fox News Nation
by Aaron Berg
This satirical guide will teach you how and when to blame the President, how being a horrible parent can actually help your children be more American, why you need to believe in guns, how being fat helps all aspects of our fledgling economy and even the little known fact that being rich is way better than being poor. (contrary to what liberal bloggers would have you believe). America Rocks!