Books tagged: vampire humor

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Bloody Acquisitions
Pre-release—available July 26, 2016. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 91,040. Language: English. Published by REUTS Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The third book in Drew's outrageously adventurous and satirical series, including THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT (Book 1) and UNDEATH & TAXES (Book 2).
Bloodsucker Blues: A Vamps in Vegas Story
Series: Vamps in Vegas. Price: Free! Words: 11,470. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alex is a vampire with a serial case of sarcasm who lives in Las Vegas, a city that has a surprisingly large population of vampires. When Alex crosses paths with a vicious crime boss with a vendetta and a desire to become a vampire himself, Alex finds himself in the kind of trouble he usually manages to avoid. Can his fast-talking ways help him (literally) keep his head?
Year of the Vampire
Pre-release—available October 13, 2016. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 4,100. Language: American English. Published by Wordlink. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Paranormal, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
Ivy's meticulous plans for the perfect freshman high school year takes a wrong turn when a new student drags his shadow of decades-old baggage into class. With a powerful and vengeful vampire grudge unleashed on her small town, Ivy has mankind's future to worry about.
The Goddess and The Vampire
Series: Wilhem Walnegrave Vampire. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 113,650. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Wilhem Walengrave has the title of Master of Fort Worth, but he doesn't take it very seriously. Until it gets him wrapped up in a love spell, followed by a couple of Hunters, and is needed to help stop an Elven Goddess from destroying the world.
Turning Vampire 1,2
Series: Turning Vampire. Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 78,900. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Suspense
This BookClub edition contains the first two novels in the Turning Vampire series. Vampire Career: Newly turned vampire Georgia can deal with the "dead all day" part, but the rest of her new lifestyle desperately needs a training manual. Vampire Disaster: Add a couple of kidnappers, a card carrying slayer,
Not Another Vampire Story - OpenDyslexic Mono Version
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,530. Language: Simple English. Published: May 4, 2015 by Wordlink. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
He was mouth-wateringly handsome, sweet and thoughtful, every bit perfect. But none of it fooled eighth-grade Sylvia. It didn't take a pint of blood for her to know that her sister Julia's new boyfriend Terry was a vampire... Of course, a trail of sparkling would have helped, but there was none. Sylvia knew Julia was in deep trouble. Worse yet, Julia didn't seem to mind.
The Steady Decline of Nice People
Price: Free! Words: 8,190. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Ever notice...the steady decline of nice people? Are you bumping into w-a-y more nasty people? You're not hallucinating. Half the planet is in a snit. This short story reveals the root of rudeness. One rogue is bringing down the planet. You are about to meet Master Ellsworth Bazarsky, the world's worst person, the dark architect of our crummy apocalypse. Warning: you may lose bladder control.
Death in the Family
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,630. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Nathaniel has put on his very best cape just for this story. (He does love his capes!) Join him, Deidre, Drew, and a growing cast of characters in this new and hilarious short story in The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles series. Can Deidre stop the powerful, evil, not-even-fair-how-good-she-looks-in-skinny-jeans, Tiffany? Or will Nathaniel learn that death can't solve all family disagreements?
Underdead with a Vengeance
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,950. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
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Science teacher Jo Gartner staked the dangerously attractive vampire who turned her almost undead, and his minions haven't come after her. No worries, she has it all under control. Except she's not sure Will is really dead dead. And her vampire-hunting crush is back investigating an odd murder. And when someone notices Jo's vampire traits, Jo must risk it all--before the next person dead is her.
When Vampires and Ninjas Collide
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Working as the housekeeper for a grouchy, occasionally-murderous vampire might be exotic, but Deidre feels nothing but plain, especially when a new girl moves in across the street. Bellasandra has everything that Deidre does not. When an identity mistake forces Deidre to spend a night in Bellasandra's shoes (and very tiny clothes), Deidre may just come to appreciate the benefits of a boring life.