Books tagged: vampire humor

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Curse of the Seven 70s
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,250. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sometimes love proves sweeter than revenge… even for Vlad Dracula’s younger brother.
Bloody Acquisitions
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 91,010. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2016 by REUTS Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The third book in Drew's outrageously adventurous and satirical series, including THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT (Book 1) and UNDEATH & TAXES (Book 2).
Bloodsucker Blues: A Vamps in Vegas Story
Series: Vamps in Vegas. Price: Free! Words: 11,470. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alex is a vampire with a serial case of sarcasm who lives in Las Vegas, a city that has a surprisingly large population of vampires. When Alex crosses paths with a vicious crime boss with a vendetta and a desire to become a vampire himself, Alex finds himself in the kind of trouble he usually manages to avoid. Can his fast-talking ways help him (literally) keep his head?
Year of the Vampire
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 50,570. Language: American English. Published: October 28, 2016 by Wordlink. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Paranormal, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
Ivy's meticulous plans for the perfect freshman high school year takes a wrong turn when a new student drags his shadow of decades-old baggage into class. With a powerful and vengeful vampire grudge unleashed on her small town, Ivy has mankind's future to worry about.
The Goddess and The Vampire
Series: Wilhem Walnegrave Vampire. Price: Free! Words: 117,940. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Wilhem Walengrave has the title of Master of Fort Worth, but he doesn't take it very seriously. Until it gets him wrapped up in a love spell, followed by a couple of Hunters, and is needed to help stop an Elven Goddess from destroying the world.
Turning Vampire 1,2
Series: Turning Vampire. Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 78,900. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Suspense
This BookClub edition contains the first two novels in the Turning Vampire series. Vampire Career: Newly turned vampire Georgia can deal with the "dead all day" part, but the rest of her new lifestyle desperately needs a training manual. Vampire Disaster: Add a couple of kidnappers, a card carrying slayer,
Not Another Vampire Story - OpenDyslexic Mono Version
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,530. Language: Simple English. Published: May 4, 2015 by Wordlink. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
He was mouth-wateringly handsome, sweet and thoughtful, every bit perfect. But none of it fooled eighth-grade Sylvia. It didn't take a pint of blood for her to know that her sister Julia's new boyfriend Terry was a vampire... Of course, a trail of sparkling would have helped, but there was none. Sylvia knew Julia was in deep trouble. Worse yet, Julia didn't seem to mind.
Fangless
Series: Nicu - The Littlest Vampire, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,940. Language: British English. Published: December 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Social Issues / Bullying, Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
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In a spooky house deep in the mountains of Transylvania lives Nicu, a fangless vampire. Yes, that's right, fangless! Teased by his friends, taunted by his big brother and almost disowned by his parents, Nicu will do anything he can to get his fangs and beat the bullies.
Fang Banged
Price: Free! Words: 8,850. Language: American English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Oh, vampires! So irresistible when they’re leering, shirtless, or moving their tongues seductively around bright red lips, but when ace reporter Tim Johnson sets out on assignment to discover what vampires are really about, what he finds isn’t exactly what all those impressionable young girls, or the virulent anti-vampire crowd, might have expected.
The Steady Decline of Nice People
Price: Free! Words: 8,190. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Ever notice...the steady decline of nice people? Are you bumping into w-a-y more nasty people? You're not hallucinating. Half the planet is in a snit. This short story reveals the root of rudeness. One rogue is bringing down the planet. You are about to meet Master Ellsworth Bazarsky, the world's worst person, the dark architect of our crummy apocalypse. Warning: you may lose bladder control.