Books tagged: vampire parody

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Employment Interview With A Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 6,730. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(Short story) When Deidre finds herself unemployed, she eagerly accepts an interview for a housekeeping position. She’s in for a surprise. Not only is her prospective boss a vampire, but he's also cranky, still ardently votes for Eisenhower and gets dangerous when his prune juice runs low. Can Deidre make it as a vampire's housekeeper? First, she’ll have to survive the interview!
Pop Culture Sucks, Manifesto Of A Vampire
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 80,400. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
After tolerating over a decade of mass media featuring broody, mysterious man-boys with great abs and perfectly sculpted hair, Walter breaks down. Using his own experiences as a platform, he takes us from 1918, during his last days as a Human, all the way up to present day. Though not without a few adventures, his memoir features neither damsels nor apocalypses. You're welcome.
Blood Will Out
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Series: Susan Morland, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,470. Language: British English. Published: May 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Vampires Daniel and Gavin have just woken from their hibernation. They’ve been on the run from their former master for hundreds of years, waking for only a few hours to feed before returning to their hibernation, and always hoping to stay one step ahead of their enemies. But this time they awake to find the world is changing, and they’re not sleepy; they're hungry!