Here Comes The Vampire
by C RAVI VARMA
Published: March 25, 2016
I never should have sucked down that last Naked Virgin.
Shoving my head under the pillow, I prayed for the bed to open up and swallow me whole. No more pounding skull or swirling stomach or aching muscles. And the dreams... Sheesh, if I pictured myself humping Elvis in the glass elevators of the Mayan Resort and Casino one more friggin’ time, I was going to aim for the nearest stake.
My name? Th