The World According to Shardonnay
by Hester Tingey
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Shardonnay thinks it is alright to sell her husband's sperm three times a day for fifteen years without his consent. She surfs the profits for years, having decided not to worry about the consequences. That's until the kids start turning up at the door, in droves! Her husband thinks they are carol singers, which inspires them to audition for the X-factor....