Twelve Days of Trumpmas
by Morgan Drake Eckstein
A delightful and heart-warming rendition of the holiday song, the Twelve Days of Christmas, starring everyone’s favorite President of the United States of America, Donald J. “Jesus—he is the second coming of Jesus, I tell you” Trump.
And now, everyone’s favorite Christmas song…On the first day of Christmas, President Trump gave to me a bill for a really great wall!